Jordan Johnson here. Southern California beach bum.
Posted on 1 September, 2014
Posted on 31 August, 2014Reblogged from sailormoonfavorites
if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me.
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
"God damn it!" i yell as i stub my toe on a table. suddenly from the sky, i hear god reply "okay". the floor splits open, revealing a pit to hell. god pushes the table down into the pit, and then it seals up. he actually did it. god damned it.
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